An insect falls into a glass of cola

English: Throws his glass away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away.
Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militaries aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new cola.