Computer lover’s sayings

you have Entered into my heart it has become difficult to shift my thoughts elsewhere I am unable to control my feelings for you I just can’t delete you from my heart’s screen I would never want to escape from loving you This is all so beautiful, only you can help me I don’t want to End it I want to Home in you heart Save this important message ever and foreve...

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An insect falls into a glass of cola

English: Throws his glass away and walks out. American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola. Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away. Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola. Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militaries aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new co...

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How to catch a lion

1) Newton’s Method: Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction, which is equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction. 2) Einstein Method : Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. 3) Schrödinger Methods: At any given movement, there is positive probability for loin to be in the cave so set the trap, sit down and wait. 4) Inverse transformation Method : We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out. 5) Thermodynamic procedure : We construct a semi permeable membrane, which allows every thing...

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Mobile Secrets: Ufone Free Internet

Mobile Secrets: Ufone Free Internet: "Want to use GPRS on your mobile phone....? But at the same time, want to use it free....? Then here is a tip with the help of which you can ....

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