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Saturday, December 18, 2010

An insect falls into a glass of cola

2:04 AM

Faiz

English: Throws his glass away and walks out.
American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away.
Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militaries aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new cola.

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How to catch a lion

2:02 AM

Faiz

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1) Newton’s Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction, which is equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction.
2) Einstein Method :
Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3) Schrödinger Methods:
At any given movement, there is positive probability for loin to be in the cave so set the trap, sit down and wait.

4) Inverse transformation Method :
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5) Thermodynamic procedure :
We construct a semi permeable membrane, which allows every thing to pass through it except lion, and then sweep the entire forest with it.

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