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Faiz
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Saturday, December 18, 2010
Computer lover’s sayings
- you have Entered into my heart
- it has become difficult to shift my thoughts elsewhere
- I am unable to control my feelings for you
- I just can’t delete you from my heart’s screen
- I would never want to escape from loving you
- This is all so beautiful, only you can help me
- I don’t want to End it
- I want to Home in you heart
- Save this important message ever and forever.
An insect falls into a glass of cola
English: Throws his glass away and walks out.American: Takes the insect out and drinks the cola.
Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the cola away.
Indian: Sells the cola to American, the insect to Chinese and get a new glass of cola.
Pakistani: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his cola, relates the issue of Kashmir, asks Chinese for militaries aid, takes a loan from American and buy a new cola.
How to catch a lion
1) Newton’s Method:Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is a reaction, which is equal and opposite. It implies you catch a lion as a reaction.
2) Einstein Method :
Run in the direction opposite that of a lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.
3) Schrödinger Methods:
At any given movement, there is positive probability for loin to be in the cave so set the trap, sit down and wait.
4) Inverse transformation Method :
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform an inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.
5) Thermodynamic procedure :
We construct a semi permeable membrane, which allows every thing to pass through it except lion, and then sweep the entire forest with it.
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Mobile Secrets: Ufone Free Internet
Mobile Secrets: Ufone Free Internet: "Want to use GPRS on your mobile phone....? But at the same time, want to use it free....? Then here is a tip with the help of which you can ..."
